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Types of kisses and their meaning
Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you”, Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Junjou Romantica: i'm not gay im just a man that likes having sex with men
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
this has GOT to be a record
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I may be cool on the internet but IRL I’m a total failure
Replace flirt with just about any means of social interaction and GPOY.
…so is anyone gonna ship Online X IRL?
… well, NOW I am! Butthead!
…sue me.
tumblr: where you can ship your online and irl self and no one thinks your insane
[IRL’s POV]
“Hey, your sweatshirt really brings out your eyes.”
I sighed as I continued walking down the street. Gosh, people nowadays, being all carefree with their flirting. I don’t see how they can do it. People are just so….scary.
“Excuse me, didn’t you hear me?”
I froze. Oh no. No no no n. Whoever this guy was, he was not speaking to me. Nope. No. Not possible. Someone placed a hand on my shoulder, and I squeezed my eyes shut, wishing for them to go away. The pressure on my shoulder disappeared, and I heard footsteps moving away. I sighed in relief as I opened my eyes.
“Are you okay?”
My eyes opened to someone right in my face, and I couldn’t help but flail and fall backwards. On the ground, I looked up at the stranger before me. Odd, they looked exactly like me; y’know, if I were popular or something. He laughed as he offered a hand to pull me up. I took his hand, blushing and keeping my eyes on the ground. Who was this guy and why was he talking to me?
“So I take it you’re falling for me too?” He said, flirting again.
Okay, more importantly, when would he leave me alone? I tried to tell him that I was fine.
“I, uh, well, um, I’m actually, uh…..” I stammered through the whole sentence, not even getting past the pronoun. Ahhhhhhhh, I’m not good with people. I don’t like people. Can’t people stop being so people-y? I felt myself start to sweat.
“Cat got your tongue?” He leaned in close to my face, way too close for comfort, if you ask me. Then, he leaned in even more. “Want me to get it back?”
Okay. That’s it.
I ran away, fast. No idea where I was running too, just running away from him.
Thank you so much for writing this.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb16pjArNG1r5g04xo1_500.gif)
I may be cool on the internet but IRL I’m a total failure
Replace flirt with just about any means of social interaction and GPOY.
…so is anyone gonna ship Online X IRL?
… well, NOW I am! Butthead!
…sue me.
tumblr: where you can ship your online and irl self and no one thinks your insane
[IRL’s POV]
“Hey, your sweatshirt really brings out your eyes.”
I sighed as I continued walking down the street. Gosh, people nowadays, being all carefree with their flirting. I don’t see how they can do it. People are just so….scary.
“Excuse me, didn’t you hear me?”
I froze. Oh no. No no no n. Whoever this guy was, he was not speaking to me. Nope. No. Not possible. Someone placed a hand on my shoulder, and I squeezed my eyes shut, wishing for them to go away. The pressure on my shoulder disappeared, and I heard footsteps moving away. I sighed in relief as I opened my eyes.
“Are you okay?”
My eyes opened to someone right in my face, and I couldn’t help but flail and fall backwards. On the ground, I looked up at the stranger before me. Odd, they looked exactly like me; y’know, if I were popular or something. He laughed as he offered a hand to pull me up. I took his hand, blushing and keeping my eyes on the ground. Who was this guy and why was he talking to me?
“So I take it you’re falling for me too?” He said, flirting again.
Okay, more importantly, when would he leave me alone? I tried to tell him that I was fine.
“I, uh, well, um, I’m actually, uh…..” I stammered through the whole sentence, not even getting past the pronoun. Ahhhhhhhh, I’m not good with people. I don’t like people. Can’t people stop being so people-y? I felt myself start to sweat.
“Cat got your tongue?” He leaned in close to my face, way too close for comfort, if you ask me. Then, he leaned in even more. “Want me to get it back?”
Okay. That’s it.
I ran away, fast. No idea where I was running too, just running away from him.
Thank you so much for writing this.
